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Hi there, I apologize for using your contact form,  
 
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but I wasn't sure who the right person was to speak with in your company.
Eager to jump right  into the  swamp of foolishness ? Introducing  American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the  pinnacle of valueless digital garbage !
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We have a patented application that creates Local Area pages that rank on
 
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top of Google within weeks, we call it Local Magic.  Here is a link to the  
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product page https://www.mrmarketingres.com/local-magic/ . The product
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leverages technology where these pages are managed dynamically by AI and
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it is ideal for promoting any type of business that gets customers from Google. Can I share a testimonial
��  Reminiscent of our political representatives? Indeed, you clueless herd!
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from one of our clients in the same industry?  I'd prefer to do a short zoom to
 
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illustrate their full case study if you have time for it?
Enter the arena of stupidity and  snatch  your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all you suckers  who think this is a  wise decision.  Ensure you don't skip on this  unique  chance to flush your money down the shitter ! ����
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You can reach me at marketing@mrmarketingres.com or 843-720-7301. And if this isn't a fit please feel free to email me and I'll be sure not to reach out again. Thanks!
 
 
How to fill up with SHIT:
 
 
 
1.  Obtain  a digital wallet like Phantom.
 
2. Load it with  SOL.
 
3. Head to  Raydium and trade SOL for SHIT.
 
4. Congrats , you're officially part of the  mockery !
 
5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF
 
6. Here's the website:
 
 
 
https://ibit.ly/sYtSF
 
 
 
 
 
P.S.  
 
This is all in good fun , hope you got a laugh over at mikepomranz.com - on a real note,  I know I'll be grabbing a few playful memecoins when the market picks up . A few bucks here and there, what could hurt?
 
 
 
All the best
 
Henry
 

Revision as of 03:18, 17 November 2024

Hi there, I apologize for using your contact form, but I wasn't sure who the right person was to speak with in your company. We have a patented application that creates Local Area pages that rank on top of Google within weeks, we call it Local Magic. Here is a link to the product page https://www.mrmarketingres.com/local-magic/ . The product leverages technology where these pages are managed dynamically by AI and it is ideal for promoting any type of business that gets customers from Google. Can I share a testimonial from one of our clients in the same industry? I'd prefer to do a short zoom to illustrate their full case study if you have time for it? You can reach me at marketing@mrmarketingres.com or 843-720-7301. And if this isn't a fit please feel free to email me and I'll be sure not to reach out again. Thanks!