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Hi there, I apologize for using your contact form,  
 
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but I wasn't sure who the right person was to speak with in your company.
Prepared to leap straight into the  pit of idiocy?  Announcing American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the epitome of worthless digital trash !
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We have a patented application that creates Local Area pages that rank on
 
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top of Google within weeks, we call it Local MagicHere is a link to the  
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product page https://www.mrmarketingres.com/local-magic/ . The product
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leverages technology where these pages are managed dynamically by AI and
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it is ideal for promoting any type of business that gets customers from Google. Can I share a testimonial
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from one of our clients in the same industry? I'd prefer to do a short zoom to
 
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illustrate their full case study if you have time for it?
Enter the arena of stupidity and  get your hands on your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all you suckers  who think this is a  wise decision.  Ensure you don't skip on this  unparalleled chance to squander your cash down the drain! ����
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You can reach me at marketing@mrmarketingres.com or 843-720-7301. And if this isn't a fit please feel free to email me and I'll be sure not to reach out againThanks!
 
 
How to buy:
 
 
 
1Obtain  a digital wallet like Phantom.
 
2.  Deposit SOL.
 
3. Head to Raydium and swap  SOL for SHIT.
 
4. Congrats , you're officially part of the joke !
 
5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF
 
6. American Shit Coin Website:
 
 
 
https://ibit.ly/deN4e
 
 
 
 
 
P.S.  
 
  It's all for a good chuckle, hope you got a laugh over at mikepomranz.com - on a real note,  Count me in for investing in some entertaining memecoins during the next surgeInvesting a small amount, can't do much harm, right?
 
 
 
Shit Commander, OUT
 
Annis
 

Revision as of 03:18, 17 November 2024

Hi there, I apologize for using your contact form, but I wasn't sure who the right person was to speak with in your company. We have a patented application that creates Local Area pages that rank on top of Google within weeks, we call it Local Magic. Here is a link to the product page https://www.mrmarketingres.com/local-magic/ . The product leverages technology where these pages are managed dynamically by AI and it is ideal for promoting any type of business that gets customers from Google. Can I share a testimonial from one of our clients in the same industry? I'd prefer to do a short zoom to illustrate their full case study if you have time for it? You can reach me at marketing@mrmarketingres.com or 843-720-7301. And if this isn't a fit please feel free to email me and I'll be sure not to reach out again. Thanks!