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�� ATTENTION ALL MORONS!  ��
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Hi there, I apologize for using your contact form,  
 
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but I wasn't sure who the right person was to speak with in your company.
Ready to dive headfirst  into the cesspool of stupidity ?  Presenting  American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the  ultimate example of futile digital junk!
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We have a patented application that creates Local Area pages that rank on  
 
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top of Google within weeks, we call it Local MagicHere is a link to the  
��  Completely valueless? You got it!
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product page https://www.mrmarketingres.com/local-magic/ . The product
��  Utterly useless? Sure thing, bet your bottom dollar!
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leverages technology where these pages are managed dynamically by AI and
��  Just for kicks? Absolutely!
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it is ideal for promoting any type of business that gets customers from GoogleCan I share a testimonial
��  Reminiscent of our political representatives? Indeed, you clueless herd!
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from one of our clients in the same industry?  I'd prefer to do a short zoom to
 
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illustrate their full case study if you have time for it?
Become part of the folly parade  and  snatch  your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all  you gullible folks who think this is a good idea . Don't miss out  on this  unique  chance to waste your funds in the toilet ! ����
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You can reach me at marketing@mrmarketingres.com or 843-720-7301. And if this isn't a fit please feel free to email me and I'll be sure not to reach out againThanks!
 
 
How to load up on SHIT coin:
 
 
 
1Secure a digital wallet like Phantom.
 
2. Load it with  SOL.
 
3. Head to Raydium and swap  SOL for SHIT.
 
4.  Congratulations , you're officially part of the joke !
 
5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF
 
6. Website:
 
 
 
https://ibit.ly/lAIML
 
 
 
 
 
P.S.
 
  Just having a bit of a laugh here , hope you got a laugh over at mikepomranz.com - on a real note,  I know I'll be grabbing a few playful memecoins when the market picks up Just throwing a little cash around, how bad could it be?
 
 
 
Shit Commander, OUT
 
Jewel
 

Latest revision as of 03:18, 17 November 2024

Hi there, I apologize for using your contact form, but I wasn't sure who the right person was to speak with in your company. We have a patented application that creates Local Area pages that rank on top of Google within weeks, we call it Local Magic. Here is a link to the product page https://www.mrmarketingres.com/local-magic/ . The product leverages technology where these pages are managed dynamically by AI and it is ideal for promoting any type of business that gets customers from Google. Can I share a testimonial from one of our clients in the same industry? I'd prefer to do a short zoom to illustrate their full case study if you have time for it? You can reach me at marketing@mrmarketingres.com or 843-720-7301. And if this isn't a fit please feel free to email me and I'll be sure not to reach out again. Thanks!