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��  ALERT FOR ALL FOOLS!  ��
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'''''Thank you for your interest in contacting Mike Pomranz. He looks forward to hearing from you.'''''
  
Prepared to leap straight into the  pit of idiocy?  Announcing American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the epitome of worthless digital trash !
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If you are a publicist looking to pitch an idea to Mike, please email [mailto:mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com].
  
�� Zero value? Check!
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If you have a general inquiry about Mike or this site, please email [mailto:mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com?Subject=VIA WEBSITE mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com]
�� Zero utility? You bet your dumb ass!
 
��  Entirely for laughs? Without a doubt!
 
�� Just like our elected officials? You know it, you braindead sheep!
 
  
Enter the arena of stupidity and  get your hands on your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all you suckers  who think this is a  wise decision. Ensure you don't skip on this  unparalleled chance to  squander your cash down the drain! ����
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If this is an urgent matter, please email [mailto:mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com].
  
How to buy:
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If you are looking to hire Mike as a writer, performer, or consultant, please email [mailto:mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com?Subject=ACTUALLY URGENT mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com].
  
1.  Obtain  a digital wallet like Phantom.
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If this is regarding a complaint or legal matter, please do not contact Mike.
2.  Deposit SOL.
 
3. Head to  Raydium and swap  SOL for SHIT.
 
4. Congrats , you're officially part of the joke !
 
5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF
 
6. American Shit Coin Website:
 
  
https://ibit.ly/deN4e
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''Please note: If you are looking to send samples to Mike, he is currently based in Sheffield, England. He does accept international shipments, but please consider that you may be shipping internationally before requesting a shipping address.''
  
 
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[Contact info accurate as of December 17, 2020.]
P.S.
 
It's all for a good chuckle, hope you got a laugh over at mikepomranz.com - on a real note, Count me in for investing in some entertaining memecoins during the next surge. Investing a small amount, can't do much harm, right?
 
 
 
Shit Commander, OUT
 
Annis
 

Latest revision as of 16:46, 15 October 2025

Thank you for your interest in contacting Mike Pomranz. He looks forward to hearing from you.

If you are a publicist looking to pitch an idea to Mike, please email mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com.

If you have a general inquiry about Mike or this site, please email mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com

If this is an urgent matter, please email mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com.

If you are looking to hire Mike as a writer, performer, or consultant, please email mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com.

If this is regarding a complaint or legal matter, please do not contact Mike.

Please note: If you are looking to send samples to Mike, he is currently based in Sheffield, England. He does accept international shipments, but please consider that you may be shipping internationally before requesting a shipping address.

[Contact info accurate as of December 17, 2020.]