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�� ATTENTION ALL MORONS!  ��
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'''''Thank you for your interest in contacting Mike Pomranz. He looks forward to hearing from you.'''''
  
Ready to dive headfirst  into the cesspool of stupidity ?  Presenting  American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the  ultimate example of futile digital junk!
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If you are a publicist looking to pitch an idea to Mike, please email [mailto:mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com].
  
��  Completely valueless? You got it!
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If you have a general inquiry about Mike or this site, please email [mailto:mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com?Subject=VIA WEBSITE mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com]
��  Utterly useless? Sure thing, bet your bottom dollar!
 
��  Just for kicks? Absolutely!
 
��  Reminiscent of our political representatives? Indeed, you clueless herd!
 
  
Become part of the folly parade  and  snatch  your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all  you gullible folks who think this is a good idea . Don't miss out  on this  unique  chance to  waste your funds in the toilet ! ����
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If this is an urgent matter, please email [mailto:mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com].
  
How to load up on SHIT coin:
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If you are looking to hire Mike as a writer, performer, or consultant, please email [mailto:mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com?Subject=ACTUALLY URGENT mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com].
  
1.  Secure a digital wallet like Phantom.
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If this is regarding a complaint or legal matter, please do not contact Mike.
2. Load it with  SOL.
 
3. Head to  Raydium and swap  SOL for SHIT.
 
4.  Congratulations , you're officially part of the joke !
 
5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF
 
6. Website:
 
  
https://ibit.ly/lAIML
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''Please note: If you are looking to send samples to Mike, he is currently based in Sheffield, England. He does accept international shipments, but please consider that you may be shipping internationally before requesting a shipping address.''
  
 
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[Contact info accurate as of December 17, 2020.]
P.S.
 
Just having a bit of a laugh here , hope you got a laugh over at mikepomranz.com - on a real note, I know I'll be grabbing a few playful memecoins when the market picks up . Just throwing a little cash around, how bad could it be?
 
 
 
Shit Commander, OUT
 
Jewel
 

Latest revision as of 16:46, 15 October 2025

Thank you for your interest in contacting Mike Pomranz. He looks forward to hearing from you.

If you are a publicist looking to pitch an idea to Mike, please email mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com.

If you have a general inquiry about Mike or this site, please email mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com

If this is an urgent matter, please email mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com.

If you are looking to hire Mike as a writer, performer, or consultant, please email mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com.

If this is regarding a complaint or legal matter, please do not contact Mike.

Please note: If you are looking to send samples to Mike, he is currently based in Sheffield, England. He does accept international shipments, but please consider that you may be shipping internationally before requesting a shipping address.

[Contact info accurate as of December 17, 2020.]