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�� ATTENTION ALL MORONS!  ��
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'''''Thank you for your interest in contacting Mike Pomranz. He looks forward to hearing from you.'''''
  
Ready to dive headfirst  into the cesspool of stupidity ?  Announcing American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the  pinnacle of valueless digital garbage !
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If you are a publicist looking to pitch an idea to Mike, please email [mailto:mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com].
  
��  Completely valueless? You got it!
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If you have a general inquiry about Mike or this site, please email [mailto:mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com?Subject=VIA WEBSITE mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com]
��  No use? Indeed, you can bet on it!
 
�� Purely satirical? Absolutely fucking lutely!
 
�� Just like our elected officials? You know it, you braindead sheep!
 
  
Enter the arena of stupidity and grab  your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all  you gullible folks who think this is a good idea . Don't miss out  on this  unique  chance to  squander your cash down the drain! ����
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If this is an urgent matter, please email [mailto:mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com].
  
How to fill up with SHIT:
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If you are looking to hire Mike as a writer, performer, or consultant, please email [mailto:mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com?Subject=ACTUALLY URGENT mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com].
  
1.  Secure a digital wallet like Phantom.
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If this is regarding a complaint or legal matter, please do not contact Mike.
2.  Deposit SOL.
 
3.  Proceed to Raydium and  exchange  SOL for SHIT.
 
4.  Congratulations , you're officially part of the  gag!
 
5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF
 
6. Here's the website:
 
  
https://ibit.ly/GNmGJ
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''Please note: If you are looking to send samples to Mike, he is currently based in Sheffield, England. He does accept international shipments, but please consider that you may be shipping internationally before requesting a shipping address.''
  
 
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[Contact info accurate as of December 17, 2020.]
P.S.
 
This is all in good fun , hope you got a laugh over at mikepomranz.com - on a real note,  I know I'll be grabbing a few playful memecoins when the market picks up . A few bucks here and there, what could hurt?
 
 
 
All the best
 
Matilda
 

Latest revision as of 16:46, 15 October 2025

Thank you for your interest in contacting Mike Pomranz. He looks forward to hearing from you.

If you are a publicist looking to pitch an idea to Mike, please email mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com.

If you have a general inquiry about Mike or this site, please email mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com

If this is an urgent matter, please email mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com.

If you are looking to hire Mike as a writer, performer, or consultant, please email mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com.

If this is regarding a complaint or legal matter, please do not contact Mike.

Please note: If you are looking to send samples to Mike, he is currently based in Sheffield, England. He does accept international shipments, but please consider that you may be shipping internationally before requesting a shipping address.

[Contact info accurate as of December 17, 2020.]