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��  ALERT FOR ALL FOOLS!  ��
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'''''Thank you for your interest in contacting Mike Pomranz. He looks forward to hearing from you.'''''
  
Eager to jump right  into the  swamp of foolishness ? Introducing  American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the  pinnacle of valueless digital garbage !
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If you are a publicist looking to pitch an idea to Mike, please email [mailto:mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com].
  
��  Completely valueless? You got it!
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If you have a general inquiry about Mike or this site, please email [mailto:mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com?Subject=VIA WEBSITE mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com]
��  Utterly useless? Sure thing, bet your bottom dollar!
 
��  Just for kicks? Absolutely!
 
��  Reminiscent of our political representatives? Indeed, you clueless herd!
 
  
Enter the arena of stupidity and  snatch  your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all you suckers  who think this is a  wise decision. Ensure you don't skip on this  unique  chance to flush your money down the shitter ! ����
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If this is an urgent matter, please email [mailto:mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com].
  
How to fill up with SHIT:
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If you are looking to hire Mike as a writer, performer, or consultant, please email [mailto:mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com?Subject=ACTUALLY URGENT mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com].
  
1.  Obtain  a digital wallet like Phantom.
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If this is regarding a complaint or legal matter, please do not contact Mike.
2. Load it with  SOL.
 
3. Head to  Raydium and  trade SOL for SHIT.
 
4. Congrats , you're officially part of the  mockery !
 
5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF
 
6. Here's the website:
 
  
https://ibit.ly/sYtSF
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''Please note: If you are looking to send samples to Mike, he is currently based in Sheffield, England. He does accept international shipments, but please consider that you may be shipping internationally before requesting a shipping address.''
  
 
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[Contact info accurate as of December 17, 2020.]
P.S.
 
This is all in good fun , hope you got a laugh over at mikepomranz.com - on a real note,  I know I'll be grabbing a few playful memecoins when the market picks up . A few bucks here and there, what could hurt?
 
 
 
All the best
 
Henry
 

Latest revision as of 16:46, 15 October 2025

Thank you for your interest in contacting Mike Pomranz. He looks forward to hearing from you.

If you are a publicist looking to pitch an idea to Mike, please email mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com.

If you have a general inquiry about Mike or this site, please email mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com

If this is an urgent matter, please email mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com.

If you are looking to hire Mike as a writer, performer, or consultant, please email mikepomranz.com@mikepomranz.com.

If this is regarding a complaint or legal matter, please do not contact Mike.

Please note: If you are looking to send samples to Mike, he is currently based in Sheffield, England. He does accept international shipments, but please consider that you may be shipping internationally before requesting a shipping address.

[Contact info accurate as of December 17, 2020.]