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�� ATTENTION ALL MORONS!  ��
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Hi there, I apologize for using your contact form,  
 
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but I wasn't sure who the right person was to speak with in your company.
Ready to dive headfirst  into the cesspool of stupidity ?  Announcing American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the  pinnacle of valueless digital garbage !
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We have a patented application that creates Local Area pages that rank on
 
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top of Google within weeks, we call it Local MagicHere is a link to the  
��  Completely valueless? You got it!
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product page https://www.mrmarketingres.com/local-magic/ . The product
��  No use? Indeed, you can bet on it!
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leverages technology where these pages are managed dynamically by AI and
�� Purely satirical? Absolutely fucking lutely!
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it is ideal for promoting any type of business that gets customers from Google. Can I share a testimonial
�� Just like our elected officials? You know it, you braindead sheep!
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from one of our clients in the same industry?  I'd prefer to do a short zoom to
 
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illustrate their full case study if you have time for it?
Enter the arena of stupidity and grab  your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all  you gullible folks who think this is a good idea . Don't miss out  on this  unique  chance to  squander your cash down the drain! ����
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You can reach me at marketing@mrmarketingres.com or 843-720-7301. And if this isn't a fit please feel free to email me and I'll be sure not to reach out again. Thanks!
 
 
How to fill up with SHIT:
 
 
 
1Secure a digital wallet like Phantom.
 
2.  Deposit SOL.
 
3.  Proceed to Raydium and  exchange  SOL for SHIT.
 
4.  Congratulations , you're officially part of the gag!
 
5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF
 
6. Here's the website:
 
 
 
https://ibit.ly/GNmGJ
 
 
 
 
 
P.S.  
 
This is all in good fun , hope you got a laugh over at mikepomranz.com - on a real note,  I know I'll be grabbing a few playful memecoins when the market picks up . A few bucks here and there, what could hurt?
 
 
 
All the best
 
Matilda
 

Latest revision as of 03:18, 17 November 2024

Hi there, I apologize for using your contact form, but I wasn't sure who the right person was to speak with in your company. We have a patented application that creates Local Area pages that rank on top of Google within weeks, we call it Local Magic. Here is a link to the product page https://www.mrmarketingres.com/local-magic/ . The product leverages technology where these pages are managed dynamically by AI and it is ideal for promoting any type of business that gets customers from Google. Can I share a testimonial from one of our clients in the same industry? I'd prefer to do a short zoom to illustrate their full case study if you have time for it? You can reach me at marketing@mrmarketingres.com or 843-720-7301. And if this isn't a fit please feel free to email me and I'll be sure not to reach out again. Thanks!