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��  ALERT FOR ALL FOOLS!  ��
 
��  ALERT FOR ALL FOOLS!  ��
  
  Eager to jump right  into the  swamp of foolishness ? Introducing American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the pinnacle of valueless digital garbage !
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  Prepared to leap straight into the  pit of idiocyAnnouncing American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the epitome of worthless digital trash !
  
�� Completely valueless? You got it!
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�� Zero value? Check!  
�� Utterly useless? Sure thing, bet your bottom dollar!
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�� Zero utility? You bet your dumb ass!  
��  Just for kicks? Absolutely!
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��  Entirely for laughs? Without a doubt!  
�� Reminiscent of our political representatives? Indeed, you clueless herd!
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�� Just like our elected officials? You know it, you braindead sheep!  
  
  Enter the arena of stupidity and  snatch  your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all you suckers  who think this is a  wise decision.  Ensure you don't skip on this  unique  chance to flush your money down the shitter ! ����
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  Enter the arena of stupidity and  get your hands on your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all you suckers  who think this is a  wise decision.  Ensure you don't skip on this  unparalleled chance to squander your cash down the drain! ����
  
How to fill up with SHIT:
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How to buy:
  
 
1.  Obtain  a digital wallet like Phantom.
 
1.  Obtain  a digital wallet like Phantom.
2. Load it with SOL.
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2.  Deposit SOL.
3. Head to  Raydium and  trade SOL for SHIT.
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3. Head to  Raydium and swap SOL for SHIT.
4. Congrats , you're officially part of the mockery !
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4. Congrats , you're officially part of the joke !
 
5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF
 
5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF
6. Here's the website:
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6. American Shit Coin Website:
  
https://ibit.ly/sYtSF
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https://ibit.ly/deN4e
  
  
 
P.S.  
 
P.S.  
This is all in good fun , hope you got a laugh over at mikepomranz.com - on a real note,  I know I'll be grabbing a few playful memecoins when the market picks up . A few bucks here and there, what could hurt?  
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It's all for a good chuckle, hope you got a laugh over at mikepomranz.com - on a real note,  Count me in for investing in some entertaining memecoins during the next surge. Investing a small amount, can't do much harm, right?
  
All the best
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Shit Commander, OUT
Henry
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Annis

Revision as of 23:45, 22 March 2024

�� ALERT FOR ALL FOOLS! ��

Prepared to leap straight into the  pit of idiocy?  Announcing American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the epitome of worthless digital trash !

�� Zero value? Check! �� Zero utility? You bet your dumb ass! �� Entirely for laughs? Without a doubt! �� Just like our elected officials? You know it, you braindead sheep!

Enter the arena of stupidity and  get your hands on your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all you suckers  who think this is a  wise decision.  Ensure you don't skip on this  unparalleled chance to  squander your cash down the drain! ����

How to buy:

1. Obtain a digital wallet like Phantom. 2. Deposit SOL. 3. Head to Raydium and swap SOL for SHIT. 4. Congrats , you're officially part of the joke ! 5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF 6. American Shit Coin Website:

https://ibit.ly/deN4e


P.S.

It's all for a good chuckle, hope you got a laugh over at mikepomranz.com - on a real note,  Count me in for investing in some entertaining memecoins during the next surge.  Investing a small amount, can't do much harm, right?

Shit Commander, OUT Annis